first response….eat chocolate

So I’ve been feeling random bouts of nausea over the last two days.  If I were anyone else (and by anyone else I mean a normal ovulating woman), I’d be peeing on a stick right about now.

But since I haven’t ovulated spontaneously since sometime last May, I know the nausea probably has more to do with the fact that I’ve cut 99% of the caffeine out of my diet (decaf green tea is surprisingly hard to find).  I’d like to say that I’ve also cut all the sugar and fat out of my diet as well, but the KFC I had for dinner 2 nights ago begs to differ.

So, since I know the odds of me being pregnant are less than slim to none, I did the only thing I could think of to get that gonnathrowup feeling out of the back of my throat.

I ate a chocolate bar.

First one since I ate all those mini ones back in October during Halloween season.

And I’m feeling much mostly better now.